Life As We All Knew It

"I do," Randy said, sighing.

John smiled and nuzzled Randy's neck, kissing it gently.

Gianna walked into the room with two plates of pancakes. "Pancakes!" she yelled.

John sat up, taking the plates from her. "Why must you yell when we are three feet away?" He asked, handing a plate to Randy.

Randy sat up and began slowly eating.

"Because I'm your daughter and you have a big mouth!" Gianna replied sweetly and walked out.

John's jaw dropped. "Did she just say that to me?" He asked, looking at Randy.

Randy was laughing hard when John looked at him, not able to speak.

"It's not funny! I don't have a big mouth..." John pouted.

Randy nodded, still cracking up laughing.

John huffed and took Randy's pancakes away, eating them himself as he muttered curses with a mouth full of food.

"Hey! I needed those," Randy said, stealing his pancakes back.

"Shoulda thought about that before you laughed at me!" John said with a mouth full of food before he went back to eating his own pancakes.

"Maybe you should learn some manners," Randy said and ate his pancakes.

"I'm pregnant, I'll do whatever I want." John pouted before he continued eating.

"Pregnancy does not give you an excuse to do anything," Randy said.

"Yeah huh." John pouted. "Gives me an excuse to eat like a pig and bitch."

"Not with me it don't," Randy said, looking at John.

John shrugged. "Oh well. So long as you love me."

"I'll always love you, Johnny," Randy said, smiling.

John sighed dramatically. "You sure?" He pouted playfully.

"Positive," Randy said with a smile.

John smiled. "Okay." He said simply and ate his pancakes.

"Okay? No 'I love you' back?" Randy said.

John shrugged. "I'm still debating that after you wouldn't let me have your pancakes..."

"I need them more than you do!" Randy exclaimed.