Mother of My Kid

"You do it while i do this." Belle replied as she searched for the hot fudge

John nodded and went into the living room. He searched through the movies before settling on Valentines Day. He put it in and waited for Belle to bring out the food.

Belle balanced the food between both her arms before setting it on the table and laying on the couch with her sundea

John smiled and grabbed his sundae before pressing play on the remote. He moaned dramatically as he ate the ice cream. "Foodgasm..." He moaned before chuckling.

"Gotta love them." Belle replied as she took a bite.

John watched the movie, which he had never seen before. He smirked when he saw one of the characters with a woman on a plane. "He's gay." He said.

"How can you tell?" Belle asked truely puzzled. She always thought she had a good gay-dar but they guy never set it off even slightly

"First off... he's way to good looking to be straight. I mean, Bradley Cooper is sexy. But anyway, he's friendly with the woman, how he offers her a blanket... but he's not flirting. If he was, he would of touched her in some way. You notice he's not actually saying flirtatious things. He's charming, but not flirty." John said.

Belle watched and cocked her head to the side. She then realized Johnny had a point. "How did I not notice that?"

John chuckled. "You're not gay." He said, smiling. "Watch, at the end of the movie, they'll show him coming home to a man, who is his lover." He said.

"Dude! What the hell! Why cant he be straight?" Belle whined as she watched the movie

"I know, he's hot, huh? And you know that football player character? He's a closeted gay. He knows he can have any woman, but he's not having any of the woman, no is he?" John said with a smile, proud of his gay-dar.

Belle groaned. "Are all the hot guys in this movie gay? Cause its like a tease!" She pouted as she ate her ice cream

"No, just those too." John laughed. "Just watch." He said, eating his popcorn. He looked at his ice cream and popcorn before stuffing both in his mouth at the same time.

Belle laughed slightly and Johnny before turning back to the movie

John bit his lip as one of the straight characters took off his shirt. "Sexy mofo..." He muttered, shoving ice cream in his mouth.

"Us girls need something to look at." She replied as she ate some popcorn. "Sexy is right though."

John chuckled. "You might as well count me as a girl. Only difference is I have pecs and a penis." He giggled.

Belle laughed. "Wow Johnny. Sad but true." She shook her head chuckling softly

"I know. I'm sexy and you wish I were straight." John chuckled.

"Johnny, you arent my type." She said with a smile. "As a friend? Yes. Anything else? No."

"Aw, why not? I'm sexy as hell and I'm good in bed." John chuckled. "Plus I have a big penis, wanna see?"

"NO!" She exclaimed and hide her face under the blanket

John chuckled. "I'm kidding!" He giggled. "But if you really want to..."

"No!" She said. It came out muffled because of the blanket. "I will remove the blanket if u promise not to show me."