Somebody Save Me From Myself (Open)

Ted chuckled and held John close, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath.

John fell asleep, curled up with Ted. He awoke a couple hours later, feeling a little queasy. he knew something was up. Just to make sure it wasn't...
"Teddy, I'm gonna run to the store real quick. Get something for my stomach. I'll be right back." He murmured, getting up and slipping on his sweatshirt.

"Wan' meh ta come?" Ted murmured tiredly.

John shook his head. "No, you sleep. I wanna be alone for a little bit." He said before slipping on his shoes. "Can I borrow one of your cars?" He pleaded softly.

"I don't care," Ted said tiredly before falling back asleep. He loved his cars but he could buy a new one if John damaged it. Well, except his Charger. It was the actual Charger from The Fast and The Furious.

John nodded, grabbing a random set of keys and wondered into the garage. There at least 16 or more cars. He chuckled and pressed the button on the keys, the Maserati Granturismo blinking its lights. He chucked and hopped in, driving to the nearest CVS. He hopped in, walking into the isle that held the pregnancy tests...

Ted sighed in his sleep. He muttered incoherently, turning onto his side and curling into a ball.

John returned, a shit load of different pregnancy tests in a bag as he hurried into the bathroom. He had drank a bunch of water to work up enough piss for all these damn pregnancy tests... What if he really was pregnant?

Ted woke up when he heard John go into the bathroom. He groaned and sat up, stretching. He yawned at he got up and walked over to the bathroom door, knocking lightly. "Baby? Everything okay?"

John jumped when he heard the door knock. He set his fifth pee stick on the counter, growling when it was positive, reaching for another and ripping it open. "Y-Yeah... I'm just... pissing." He stuttered, something he did when he was nervous. Well he was, he was just pissing in a pregnancy test... but he wouldn't tell Ted that. At least not yet.

"John, you've been in there for ten minutes," Ted replied, looking at the time.

John pouted. "Well... I had to piss a lot." He said, holding another pee stick after he 'activated' it, waiting for the response.

"Uh huh. Well, are you hungry?" Ted asked, not believing John but letting it slide.

"Nah." John said. "Fuck!" He cursed accidentally when another test popped up positive. There so far. he;d pissed on... 25 pregnancy tests. Only one was negative.

"John, please. Come out of there and tell me what you're doing," Ted pleaded.

John had forgotten to lock the door, and didn't think to lock it now. John zipped up his pants and set down his 26th pregnancy test. He shook one of them, hoping to make it a negative. He cursed again, before covering his mouth, hoping Ted wouldn't come in.

"John, please. Can you just come out and talk to me?" Ted asked, close to just giving up.

John sighed. "O...Okay. Come in." He said nervously, chewing his nails as he glanced at the dozens of pregnancy tests sprawled all over the counter.

Ted walked in, at first not noticing the pregnancy tests. Then he glanced at the counter and his eyes went wide. He looked at John, his mouth partly open, wanting to ask what was going on but not able to form words.

John bit his lip. "I... I-I think I'm pregnant..." He whispered, playing with a strand of his hair.

At first, Ted didn't react. He didn't know how. But then, a huge smile spread on his face. "That's great!" he exclaimed and hugged John.

John chuckled. "R-Really? You're not mad or anything? Because I don't have enough fluids in me for another pregnancy test..." He said, sounding exhausted as he thought of having to take another pregnancy test.

"John, you only gotta take one. Then, if it comes out positive, you go to the doctor and get another," Ted chuckled. "I don't know why you decided to take..." he paused to count. "26 tests."

"Because I was hoping they were defected because I didn't know if you'd be happy or not." John chuckled. "So uh... I guess we're having a kid." He said, biting his lip.

Ted smiled widely. "I'm glad," he said and kissed John.