Behind the desk

Nolee yawned, "Thanks. But why did you have to wake us up so early?"

"To annoy you." John said with a cheeky grin.

Wade rolled his eyes, "You could have done that later in the day easily."

Nolee giggled, "I kinda like how you two bicker..."

"Yeah, well it's not as fun. Don't you some tea to drink or something?" John asked in an annoyed tone.

Wade smiled, "Actually if you have tea I would love some."

Nolee laughed, "Okay Morri, now that you're insult backfired what are you going to do?"

"...Go make tea..." John mumbled pitifully and went to the kitchen and make some tea.

Wade smiled, walking into the kitchen, "I can make tea, Johnathan. You sit and eat with Shawn."

Nolee smiled, "See, he can be nice. Pass the bacon Shawn?"

Shawn growled. "My bacon!" He snapped.

John shrugged. "Kiss up..." He muttered and sat next to Shawn.

Nolee puppy dog pouted, "But...but Shawn..."

Wade smirked, "I heard that Johnathan."

John sneered before he looked at Shawn. "Shawn, share the bacon or you get no ass."

Shawn pushed the bacon over to Nolee in an instant. "Here you go, sweetie." He said sweetly.

Nolee smiled, "Thank you Johnny." she looked at Shawn, "He likes me better."

Shawn stuck his tongue out at her and continued to eat.

"I like you both equally." John chuckled.

Wade smiled, sitting back down at the table with his tea. "Then you're daft. Nolee is worth much more than Shawn, legend or not."

Nolee blushed.

"Kiss. Ass." John said, rolling his eyes. "Well, Shawn is worth way more than you, so there."

Wade laughed, "I just know that I want to make sure she knows how much she means to me."

Nolee smiled, "Are you two ever going to be nice to each other?"

John glared. "No!" He snapped like a child and stabbed his fork into his food. "When I leave, ya'll better not fuck on my island or something..." He muttered.

Nolee and Wade shared a look before breaking into laughter.

"Johnny would we ever do that?" Nolee asked.

John blinked at them. "Because I know you two. And I'll know if you fuck on any of my furniture..." He said, looking at them suspiciously.

Wade rolled his eyes, "Come now, it's not like you never fucked on any of your own furniture."

John blinked. "Exactly! My furniture! Not other's people's furniture. I know the smell of sex better than anyone, and if I smell or see anybody's fluids on my marble island I will kill somebody, and not even HBK himself will be able to stop me!"

Nolee sighed and rolled her eyes, "Fine, fine your sex deprived best friend will go another night without making love to the man she loves."

John shook his head. "I knew once you got a taste of the Sex guru you'd want sex all the time..." He sighed sadly.

"Trust me, its not you that has me wanting it all the time. Wade is a god in bed..." Nolee purred.

John burst out laughing. "Oh yeah, a god... well I've had better... and bigger Gods." He smirked, finishing his breakfast before going to wash his plate in the sink.

Nolee frowned, "Well he's bigger than you plus he's big enough for me." Wade smirked, "He's just jealous."