Because I have a deadline to meet for an original short story and roleplaying/threading is too much of a distraction. I should be back in a week's time starting a week from tomorrow...which is Wed. June 29.
BTW, for those who don't know, this also includes the following people:
Angelina Love
JBL
James Storm
Marcus
Shawn Michaels (though I only have a few threads as him)