Double J Jeff Jarrett- Vintage picgasm

Hey folks! Double J Jeff Jarrett here. That's J E Double F J A Double R E Double T here to show ya'll some of my favorite pictures of my favorite subject... myself a course!



There I am when I was in the NWA. I couldn't a been more than 18 when that picture was taken! An' already I had that smoulderin' look down. Eat your heart out, Shawn Michaels!



There I am again, this time back in the good ole USWA! I can rock a pair a zebra print tights too, not jus' Shawn. Don't forget it!



An' there he is, the bane a my existence, gettin' up in my ring in USWA. Shawn Michaels, jus' because the WWF thinks you're great, don't mean you're greater than great! That honor belongs to me, Double J- ha ha!



Naturally it wasn't long before I made it to the WWF. People, ya might want to hold off on any merchandise buyin', they're gonna have to change the name. It's gonna be the Double J F! Jus' ya'll wait an' see.



There are only a few people who can rock what I can.



Pwah, see Shawn Michaels? I can do it too. It don't take a genius to lay 'cross the ropes! Ha!



Hmmm. That was a good hair day that day.



I look so good when I'm victorious. *smug*



The WWF is so lucky to have a man that's talented like my self. Who else can sing, dance, and wrestle like I can!



...I see that Undertaker has found out about my superpower.



...Don't think that jus' because I'm here that I don't like women. Quite the contrary! Debra an' I have been known to melt the sheets. Debra, call me babe.



I can see why so many men find me so attractive. My ass is jus' plain fabulous! Who wouldn't want to tap that?! My god.




...OKAY. WHO IN THE BLUE HELL PUT THAT ONE IN THERE?! ROADIE! *covers up the picture with his hand* I'm... I'm exposed! I'm gonna beat your ass in good, boy! *storms off*

ySM: *pretends to nod off* *snores* Huh? Oh wait. You were saying something? Oh that's right. It's never anything worth noting which is why I must have fallen asleep.

Eh...yeah >> Don't mind him. I happen to think your pictures are fantastic Double J...especially the hat. Yeah you are kinda exposed now though the picture with Debra does help a little...a little since you know, you're all pretty--

ySM: *raises brows*

Um...yeah. This made me laugh! I needed it. So much work, little time to play. My brain welcomed the momentary lapse.

ySM: I'm still trying to figure out what's so funny...unless you count the imitations. Of course, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery so I suppose I should put on a smile for good ol' Double J for recognizing perfection in it's finest form. Imitate away. I'll send you a free HBK T-shirt and a collectable cup. Can't let my biggest fan go home empty handed. *smug smug grin*