Pity The Child

John sighed dramatically. "Noooooo don't leeeeave meeee!!!" He whined dramatically before chuckling. "Yeah I'll be fine." He said with a smile.

Kristen nodded. "I'll leave you my cell number in case you need me."

John nodded. "Mmmkay. Would you mind if I had a friend over?" He asked.

"Just don't trash my apartment," said Kristen. "I'm very very OCD."

"Oh, don't worry. It'll probably be... a special friend." John smirked.

Kristen nodded. "I'm gonna run a few errands while I'm out, I should be back in about 2 hours."

John nodded. "Okay." He simply and started texting a friend, inviting him over.

Kristen grinned. "Picking something up for you too."

John perked up. "Ooh, really? What is it?" He asked excitedly. John was really just and easily excitable person.

"You'll find out when I get back," grinned Kristen. "and not before."

John pouted. "Fine. Then hurry! I'm impatient." He said in a whiny voice.

Kristen chuckled. "Hey, you wanna be like that I won't get it."

John blinked and put on an innocent smile. "Take your time." He said sweetly before he went to pour himself some coffee.

Kristen grinned. "Thought you'd see it my way little brother."

John stuck his tongue out before he sipped his coffee. "Um... while your out could you uh... pick me up something?" He asked, blushing deeply, feeling embarrassed for asking his big sister to pick this up for him.

"What Johnny?" Kristen asked, getting her purse together.

"Condoms..." John said, his cheeks flushed red.

Kristen chuckled. "Sure Johnny, no problem."

John smiled. "Thanks..." He grinned and sipped his coffee. "But not the latex kind because... well... it... irritates me." He chuckled, blushing again.

Kristen nodded and chuckled. "Alright Johnny, I gotta roll."

John nodded. "Bye, chica." He chuckled and laid down on the couch in the living room.

Kristen scribbled down her cell number. "Ring me if you need me."

"Okay. Now get gone before your late for whatever you gotta do." John chuckled before he dialed the number of a 'friend' of his to come over.

"I'm going I'm going," Kristen chuckled. "Bossy brat."

"Hell yeah I am!" John called after her. He smirked when the phone picked up. "Hey baby, get over here..." He purred in the phone.